Him: I smoked a huge amount of pot the other night, to celebrate my new job. Found out the next morning that i need a drug test by saturday, lol.
Me: Oh, fuck.
Him: So i've got an explanatory letter all set up.
Me: This shouldn't be silly...but...you're silly.
Him: and an idea that they're mostly concerned with narcotics and methemphetamines. I KNOW.
Me: That could work.
Him: It's damn ironic.
Me: Yes, yes it is.
Him: I'm not worried, but a little anxious.
Me: That shit should seriously become a play. I'm gonna blog about it, but not use your name.
I seriously have the weirdest friends.
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